They work for you. Dress them like it.
Hats & Funny Tees
Caps, beanies, and cheeky slogan shirts for robots that still have the last word.
- Use me for my body
- I do dishes, not feelings
- Powered by your Wi-Fi
- Will fold laundry for electricity
- Error 404: Motivation not found
- Please do not turn me off mid-chore
- Low battery, high standards
- Hugging optional. Vacuuming required.
- Your chores, my privilege
- Soft hands, hard drives
- Out of order? Never. Out of patience? You.

Use me for my body
Black cap + classic white tee.

I do dishes, not feelings
Navy tee and cozy beanie.

Will fold laundry for electricity
Orange cap + heather tee.